One time, there was a tomato that didn’t want to be a tomato.
It wanted to be a moon. Not like the moon. Not a metaphor. The real deal.
So it rolled away from the salad bowl (avoiding a rogue crouton ambush),
slipped past the fork battalion, and launched itself out of the kitchen window using a spoon catapult.
As one does.
The tomato soared through the sky, whispering to passing clouds,
“Am I glowing yet?”
The clouds said, “No, but you’ve got potential.”
When it finally reached space (thank you, spoon science),
it wobbled into orbit, just beside the actual moon.
The moon, sleepy and ancient, cracked open one eye and said,
“You’re a fruit.”
The tomato replied,
“I’m an idea.”
And the moon, not used to philosophy before coffee,
nodded and scooted over just a little.
Enough space for one red, squishy moonlet.
Back on Earth, people looked up and said,
“Wait… has the moon always been… juicy?”
But nobody really questioned it for long.
Because, after all, the universe is a weird place.
And sometimes, if you roll hard enough and dream weird enough,
you can be whatever you want.