Now I Lay Me
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep
But if it's gone before I wake
I pray the Lord for chocolate cake
While I'm praying Lord to you
Not just any cake will ever do
Double-layered and frosting too
Use lots of Hershey and some walnuts too
And if I die before I wake
I pray the Lord
My fat tummy to take.
It's best to die
With a prayer on your lips
And if you're dead
Why worry about hips?
Forgive my weakness
Lord I pray
Just give me sweets
For one more day!