Please accept this version--I corrected some typo's-Thanks Jerry.

Being Irish is like being a cow with another utter.

Being Irish is like fishing for small fish and you land a big one.

Being Irish is like taking a walk and you find hidden treasure.

Being Irish is like coming home and your wife gives you a big kiss.

Being Irish is like taking a trip to the country on a perfectly beautiful day and finding out that it is raining back home.

Being Irish is how long a bird can fly when it knows where it is going.

Being Irish is having the ticket that nobody else can find.

Being Irish is pushing the envelope but sealing it before pushing it.

Being Irish is playing the pipes on a hurricane day walking up Fifith Avenue.

Being Irish is talking about something you don't know anything about and convincing every living soul that your're an expert.

Being Irish is being just plain good looking and there is no two ways about that one.

Being Irish is to tell a joke and you know you are going to get a great laugh out of it.

Being Irish is catching a lassies eye and knowing the outcome before she ever saw you looking.

Being Irish is Fun.

Being Irish is being and Eagle flying free.

Being Irish is me!